Exercise

I need to exercise more because it will help with my anxiety. At least that's what my shrink says. It would also help with my weight problem because I'm fat. I'm a pretty handsome guy, but unfortunately, there is the fatness. Many things about being fat suck, but the one I was thinking about today is buying clothes. I go into a store and start looking around and I find a cool pair of jeans. I say to myself, "Cool. These are really cool jeans. And they have them in my size!" I won't tell you what my waist size is, but it rhymes with "Lordy". And then I find a really nice shirt. "Wow. This is a really nice shirt. The color is perfect and it goes so well with the jeans. This outfit is kickin'. I am going to look money! I find my way to the dressing rooms with the three way mirrors and I put the clothes on and my enthusiasm fades. "Oh, yeah. I forgot for a second. I'm fat. These clothes would look really good on a slim person." I still buy the clothes. I mean, I'm fat, but I still need to wear clothes. They just don't look as good as they should. They still look good, but on me it's more in a theoretical sense. It's like the only person who would think the clothes look good on me is Stephen Hawking.